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“Where I come from if you see a guy drunk, stoned out of his...”
— Craig Ferguson

Aug 1st

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Aug 1st

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ettafung: i wish i had love like this. !! wow. I wish the music wasn’t so terrible, but the...

Jul 31st

cuddleblog: whateverlolawants: By Samantha Wolov When...

Jul 31st

luxuriousvulgarity: (via Chadwick Holloman)

Jul 30th

tatielle: Apartment Therapy New York | Patchwork Upholstery...

Jul 29th

By Saba Daba Doo (...me please)

[I told her to put the champagne bottle between her legs so her underwear wouldn’t distract me…We...

Jul 29th

tatielle: Is it possible?

Jul 29th

(via scout) :D:D

Jul 29th

saramcpherson: Jorge wants to be hardcore, but his mom won’t...

Jul 29th

tatielle: macarones via loli

Jul 28th

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Watch thisssss! Or else I’ll tickle you to death and give you a wet willie.

Jul 28th

eatsleepdraw: Random -Phil

Jul 28th

I don’t even know what to say.

Jul 28th

eatsleepdraw: With jesus, breakfast is always sunny side up.

Jul 28th

“The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all...”
— Andrew Lloyd Webber (via...

Jul 27th

saddestcat: Cat redecorates

Jul 27th

meghanelizabeth: carmenmariah: (Anthony Burrill)

Jul 27th

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Here is another Roddy Hart song, She Is All I Need, from his album Bookmarks. I have been listening...

Jul 27th

I waaaannnnt (the girl, not the sexyass shirt)!!!!

Jul 27th

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Fuck. That’s the only thing I can say about the video. That’s not completely true. I...

Jul 26th

11:11

ettafung: wish! i wish you a happy birthday ashley! and that this year will be more amazing than...

Jul 26th

eatsleepdraw: It’s a Rule: 2 am Pants Off! ...

Jul 25th

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Via perezhilton (again) An insider tells Star magazine that Avril Lavigne is going to have some...

Jul 25th

"I seen em!"

Aliens are real. Or so says the former NASA astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell. When I was younger...

Jul 25th

“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you...”
— Almost Famous (via pinkhotel)

Jul 24th

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She told me that she loved me not with words but with a kiss Another Monkee video, I’m sorry....

Jul 24th

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GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS!!! It’s too bad Davy sings this ironic catchy song.

Jul 24th

You're The Best...No, You're The Best

-COBRA BUBBLES- I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them tumble down. says: and just to have someone there, and especially someone as fricken wicked as you
Ashley says: awwwww
Ashley says: you're mistaken i think, you will be the source of wicked awesomeness
-COBRA BUBBLES- I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them tumble down. says: nuh uh man, the main source of it all is totally you. =]
Ashley says: ahahaha
Ashley says: let us say we combined will be the source
Ashley says: and i dont mean that in a sexy time combine
-COBRA BUBBLES- I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them tumble down. says: i can live with that
Ashley says: but im sure if it was the earth would explode with wicked awesome...things?
Ashley says: like confetti
-COBRA BUBBLES- I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them tumble down. says: yeah, it would explode in some sort of wicked awesome confetti. you're totally right

Jul 24th

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This is usually blaring whilst I drive around/daydream about the time I had brunch with the godly...

Jul 24th

scout: it’s so old but it will never stop being funny

Jul 24th

(via ilindsay)

Jul 24th

“Purple people are more fun”

Jul 23rd

Ho listing Fo Sho!

Jul 23rd

Like a Female Praying Mantis (blow them...

Ashley sent 23/07/2008 1: 36 AM: isnt it weird how there are like never any butterflies out
Ashley says: at least i never see them
etta says: at ngith you mean?
Ashley says: lol no no all the time
etta says: holy shit i messed that word up
etta says: i've seen a like one or two, but yeah
Ashley says: i havent for a couple years i dont think
etta says: thy're all trapped to be bred maybe?
etta says: really?? last year we had that giant surge of monarchs
Ashley says: perhaps
Ashley says: crazy
Ashley says: maybe children and the elderly around my house have been eating them
Ashley says: by mistake
etta says: ... haahha
etta says: just running with their mouths opened
Ashley says: hahaahaahaha
Ashley says: i used to do that when i blew bubbles
etta says: oh yeaaaaaah
etta says: then get bubble stuff in your mouth right?
Ashley says: i was like whats the point of blowing them if im not going to eat them
etta says: !!!??
Ashley says: im not even kidding
etta says: hHAHAAHAHhA omg your logic is funny
Ashley says: i was/am fucked up
Ashley says: i vividly remember running around trying to catch them with my mouth
(via ettafung)

Jul 23rd

Justin doesn’t even need to touch the piano to make...

Jul 23rd

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I think this is why you aren’t supposed to do psilocybin alone, and especially not when...

Jul 23rd

Papa Bear and Ashley; Ashley and Papa Bear- forever. Yay...

Jul 23rd

Your body language may state otherwise, but I know you love...

Jul 23rd

Mixtape

Jul 23rd

So, tell me if I’m crazy. Didn’t Aaron Eckhart totally own in The Dark Knight?...

Jul 23rd

nath: Jen Gotch is the talent photographer behind this...

Jul 23rd

RIP

She was my favorite Golden Girl

Jul 23rd

(via eatsleepdraw) Metropolis/Mr. Bill (“oh oh oh...

Jul 22nd

RIGHT

Jul 22nd

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WRONG But I like the “mix it up” line

Jul 22nd

I SIGNED. YOU SHOULD TOO

Jul 22nd

evadanielle: via natalie dee

Jul 22nd

My day at the beach by Willie Tran & Ashley Hollands

Jul 21st

yumwatch: robot-heart: catedunn:via...

Jul 20th

This is a little obscene, so I didn't post it...

Jul 19th

“The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who...”
— Nancy Astor (via simko)

Jul 18th

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Well let me tell you just one thing, To say, “It’s time to go” And she says,...

Jul 18th

eatsleepdraw: Love note and invitation.

Jul 18th

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I could dress in black and read Camus, Smoke clove cigarettes and drink vermouth like I was 17 that...

Jul 17th

No Jokes.

ettafung: i just got 10 times more excited to go back to school than i was just 1/2 a minute ago. ...

Jul 17th

“You are always a worthwhile, valuable human being - not...”
— Wayne Dyer (via onherway) (via...

Jul 17th

internet fame

andreaallen: I think if I were to become internet famous or infamous, I’d start my own anonymous...

Jul 17th

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I can’t even explain the joy I get each time I watch this

Jul 17th

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I can’t press play on this song, but you can.

Jul 17th

scout: i love this song Yet another song I can’t...

Jul 17th

“She had fallen in love so many times that she began to...”
— Jonathan Safran Foer (via...

Jul 16th

Yes, I googled my name. I was a little disappointed that I...

Jul 16th

“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination”
— John Lennon

Jul 16th

Happy belated Bastille Day Doesn’t Nicolas Sarkozy...

Jul 16th

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My Teddy Ruxpin didn’t have Grubby to talk to:(

Jul 16th

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I wonder how long after this was made the rapper off’d himself.

Jul 16th

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To continue the drug theme this afternoon… There are so many things I can pick out and just...

Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

If I Had a Million Dollars, I Wouldn't...

But I’d bail you out of prison. Steven J. Page, was arrested in central New York on Friday...

Jul 16th

(via eatsleepdraw)

Jul 15th

http://flickr.com/photos/eeje13/ Sometimes I feel...

Jul 15th

bon-bon

Jul 14th

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And...”
—  unknown (via bon-bon)

Jul 14th

eatsleepdraw: - Nikki

Jul 14th

best of both worlds.

ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
woah, we'll have to have persimmons one day
Ashley says:
arent they flowers?
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
my grams likes the dried flattened ones that are kinda weird and gross but intrguing
Ashley says:
oh nvm
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persimmon
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
both
Ashley says:
we will def have to try them
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
fruit and flower
Ashley says:
coolcool
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
hahah k, alrightythen gnite ash
Ashley says:
like a gay person growing up
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
talk to you and tell you about my lame routinized life tomorrow
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
hahaaha
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
HAHAHAHHA
ego tornado.-nulla salus sine THE HIVES says:
OMG
Ashley says:
lol
Ashley says:
i like that you msn laugh at my lame jokes

Jul 14th

zacharyr: “Like a lot of American kids, I read [Lord of the Flies] in school. Presumably it was...

Jul 14th

Something Nice

I am a little ashamed to admit this. I am terrible for reading novels. I don’t know why, but I...

Jul 14th

"Sometimes you don't know you've crossed a...

Jul 13th

“When two people part it is the one who is not in love who...”
— Marcel Proust (via mills) (via...

Jul 13th

Punish The Ugly...Again

Jul 13th

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Things I Love 2. Adam Corolla If you don’t know who he is, even if you do, you HAVE TO...

Jul 12th

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Things I love (Part I) 1. Facts pwning cunts

Jul 12th

Things I Hate (part I)

1. Delusional* right-wing assholes* who need to skew fact in order to confirm the bs they feel is...

Jul 12th

Midnight Snack

At the moment I am dying for a snack (and since it’s midnight… a midnight snack)....

Jul 12th

eatsleepdraw: I came home from work last week and saw this...

Jul 12th

Today I just noticed the new X-files movie is beginning on my birthday! How exciting. When I was...

Jul 12th

clockwatching: luxuriousvulgarity: highlow: :) a...

Jul 12th

Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch

Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch I’m not sure you really need to read the article,...

Jul 12th

“This is where the meat for those tiny little...

Jul 11th

It's a bit of a Michael Nesmith night

as it should be every night

Jul 11th

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Best version of this song. Hands down. That’s not even me being biased. Long Black Veil-...

Jul 11th

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Jul 11th

Because I know you can’t read the  writing, Michael...

Jul 11th

Just because

Jul 11th

“Richie: Dad, you were never really dying. Royal: But I’m...”
— The Royal Tenenbaums (via...

Jul 11th

I Always Leave Michael Naked.

Jul 10th

HURRAY!

I think it is safe to say, “MY WART IS OFFICIALLY GONE!!” and then, my little piggy...

Jul 10th

(via eatsleepdraw)

Jul 10th

eatsleepdraw: “Sounds of the City” by the Bouncing Souls ...

Jul 10th

(via eatsleepdraw)

Jul 10th

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If I had to endure any of these I would rather club myself to death with my phone.

Jul 9th

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Jul 9th

Public sex never gets old

Jonny says: the ikea summer party is comin up
Jonny says: this sunday, gonna be fun... bringin adam as my wingman
Ashley says: hahaahaa sweet
Ashley says: you could get laid in one of the ikea "bedrooms"
Jonny says: again...?
Jonny says: i gotta try something else
Ashley says: public sex does get old, real quick
Jonny says: tell me about it
Ashley says: hahahh
Jonny says: but really
Jonny says: tell me about it

Jul 9th

meekalo: How gorgeous is this man? Sorry, Ash, he’s MINE....

Jul 8th

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Jul 7th

:)

Jul 7th

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Narrator: (So apropos: Saw death on a sunny snow) Him: “For every life…” ...

Jul 7th

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sullen load is full

Jul 6th

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The sweetest 5 minutes (24 seconds) of any show I’ve been to.

Jul 6th

"Let this be the epitaph for my heart"

http://ashhol.muxtape.com/

Jul 5th

The vibrations like an earthquake, erupt with love and hate. While no one ever feels them, ...

Jul 5th

guillotine

ettafung: all jokes aside just for a few minutes. what the hell is going on right now? it’s like...

Jul 5th

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ettafung: hey ashley. :) I love you too

Jul 5th

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Dead on.

Jul 5th

eatsleepdraw: “Honestly, what are you going to do with all...

Jul 3rd

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ettafung: Aux Champs Elysees  i want to drunkenly cry this is so wonderful. i love you etta fung

Jul 3rd

mascarah: Thank you, HBO! Jason Schwartzman is set to...

Jul 2nd

I will video myself on webcam portraying...

Jul 2nd

Happy Slightly Belated Canada D'eh

This evening rather than watching the fireworks which exploded down the street this canada...

Jul 2nd