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I think my arm is going to fall off

Last night I somehow banged my elbow against my knee getting out of bed. I don’t exactly know...

Aug 31st

I had the most horrifying dream last...

ettafung: ashhol: You were being ridiculous. As your devoted life partner, i would’ve bought...

Aug 31st

I had the most horrifying dream last...

I was watching Ellen and MICHAEL NESMITH was on singing. But it was retro Michael Nesmith. He was...

Aug 31st

I still think you're cool.

randyhaddock: ashhol: and you’re an amazing singer, Randy I still think you’re hella cool...

Aug 31st

I still think you're cool

and you’re an amazing singer, Randy. I also think that you are the coolest republican I have...

Aug 31st

randyhaddock: This is what I call indoctrination at its...

Aug 31st

Regretting not going to Las Vegas

Aug 30th

i guess

ettafung: shirley’s not always right, concerts in big concert venues suck balls. it was so weird...

Aug 30th

78.

whatwoulddondraperdo: When you try to forget something, you have to forget everything.

Aug 30th

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Turned into someone that you only know when you’re falling through your clothes

Aug 30th

Everything is Broken in watercolour

Aug 30th

Darjeeling in Watercolour no big deal

Aug 30th

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shutupandlisten: Billy Liar - The Decemberists “No one seems to want you around All skulking...

Aug 29th

Fish found in boy’s penis!!!

holga: animalinsider: Doctors were surprised to find a 2 cm long fish in the penis of a...

Aug 29th

stare-at-walls: Locked it up to know who’d open it. (via...

Aug 29th

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”
— Kafka (via yesyes) (via...

Aug 29th

What Would Uncle Jesse Do?

Aug 29th

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randyhaddock: Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric

Aug 29th

nerdalert: where is the remote control to rewind today and start over. bad day.

Aug 29th

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shutupandlisten: Inside Out - Traveling Wilburys “Be careful where you’re walking You might step...

Aug 28th

ffffood: For those who like to limit their carb...

Aug 28th

FRIEND WANTED

newyorkdreamer: Qualifications: Must be able to sing the entire Mama Mia! Soundtrack in the car...

Aug 28th

eatsleepdraw: My 16 month old daughter finger painted this...

Aug 27th

albertinho: For Ashley! Beautiful. I am so touched...

Aug 27th

1000lolz: Yahoo Answers Ask the Internet, and ye shall...

Aug 27th

albertinho: ashhol: I definitely had my coffee out of this...

Aug 27th

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…you wouldn’t anyway Reason # 167 Jason Schwartzman is perfect

Aug 27th

I definitely had my coffee out of this mug today. I was...

Aug 27th

Rihanna Left With Only $20,000 in Her Bank...

Aug 27th

Ashleyy says:
i want more nutella
Ashleyy says:
why is it so good?
Jonny-nice-and-neat says:
i was gonna make a nutella sandwich, but then i lost the feeling somehow
Jonny-nice-and-neat says:
because it's spreadable chocolate.
Ashleyy says:
i love how the ingredients say its a hint of chocolate
Ashleyy says:
i think its a full out shout of chocolate
Jonny-nice-and-neat says:
it's one of those donkey punches in...an acid fueled orgy
Jonny-nice-and-neat says:
...but in your mouth
Ashleyy says:
HAHAHHAA
Ashleyy says:
im honoured you quoted me
Jonny-nice-and-neat says:
and that "fist" would be coated in chocolate
Ashleyy says:
its true!
Jonny-nice-and-neat says:
epic!
Ashleyy says:
now i want one even more

Aug 27th

Dear Anderson Cooper,

avedanke: You are so fucking sexy. So, so, so, so, so incredibly sexy. The way you give me news is...

Aug 27th

hiiamblair: danhacker:peterwknox:fishy:officed:sarahchristin...

Aug 27th

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randyhaddock: melissa: Peter Sarstedt, Where do you go to my lovely?, Top of the Pops (1969)

Aug 26th

Married Men

mollylambert: So John Slattery (Roger Sterling) is married in real life to his onscreen wife...

Aug 25th

omnivore's 100

(via ettafung) The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred: 1. Venison 2. Nettle tea 3. Huevos rancheros 4....

Aug 24th

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Aug 24th

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Aug 23rd

PIMPLES.

sukistatus: I got a pimple on my chin. =( It’s not one of those one’s that you can pop & go...

Aug 23rd

Thank you so much Alisa. If I could come to New York...

Aug 23rd

ryanpacker: Dear Colin Meloy: I love you, but I just don’t understand how you can come to my city...

Aug 23rd

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randyhaddock: Today I felt like recording Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right. I really don’t think...

Aug 23rd

Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic...

Aug 23rd

boo :(

Aug 23rd

lookmom: Mel Yates tubby (love the tub, hate the walls, hate...

Aug 22nd

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You’re dealing with Steve “Two Phones” Mcabee

Aug 22nd

Criss Angel is Satan...PROOF!

Aug 22nd

avedanke: planettampon: via ruminyourtum

Aug 22nd

Dad: Is the "four" in "twenty-four" spelt with a U or is it just F-O-R ?
Me: You're joking, right? It still has a U
Dad: *shuffling*
Hmm. The dictionary only has "twenty-one"
Me: Jesus Christ.

Aug 22nd

avedanke: wildephotog: vasta: You have no idea how happy...

Aug 21st

“Cross at the green, and not in between.”
— Peter Tork, among others (via...

Aug 21st

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rulesformyunbornson: REQUIRED LISTENING: Monkees

Aug 21st

Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on...

Aug 21st

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Hippy Contraceptive… EXPERIMENT TIME!

Aug 21st

7 Original Recordings that Blow the Remakes...

Aug 21st

John Doe is no longer in a relationship

Aug 21st

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#2 song I fell in love with today So Much Wine - The Handsome Family I had nothing to say on...

Aug 20th

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Today I was in the record store and heard two of the most beautiful songs I think I have ever...

Aug 20th

BUY MEE wash yourself, wash your hair, wash your clothes,...

Aug 20th

joshuawoulf: Horrible, horrible parenting. My favorite is...

Aug 19th

I must have been in a parallel...

spoken-mind: I must have something with “singing buses”, it sounds unreal but it really happened...

Aug 19th

lookmom: This post has a billion pictures of Paris...

Aug 19th

My Saturday Night- Weird Night,...

Street Performer: Are you familiar with the straight jacket?
Me: Only during my time in bondage films
Heckler: ASHLEY!!! GROPE HIIIMMM!

Aug 19th

nerdalert: soupsoup: (via -kristen) Ok, so I enjoy a...

Aug 19th

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Aug 19th

“What do you think this is? A Jacuzzi?!”
— Jonny

Aug 19th

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scout: ellebelle: sallying: California Stars. My favorite song that Wilco didn’t play at the...

Aug 18th

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zoee: Johnny Cash - Sunday Morning Coming Down ‘Cause there’s something in a Sunday That makes a...

Aug 18th

badminton: cuesta arriba / uphill (via puloverchito)

Aug 18th

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Aug 18th

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Aug 18th

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randyhaddock: lilyna: noraleah: whokilled: No Direction, Period. A hilarious Bob Dylan...

Aug 18th

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rulesformyunbornson: REQUIRED LISTENING: Rolling Stones, “Memory Motel”

Aug 18th

How should I cut my hair?

newyorkdreamer: ashhol: johnnyfive: This has nothing to do with your hair but you have...

Aug 18th

!!!

Aug 18th

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I threw my heart into the street lovelovelove Jason Collett - Hangover Days

Aug 18th

How should I cut my hair?

johnnyfive: It’s getting too long. It’s awkward. I want something different. Hmm, here’s sort of...

Aug 17th

“…and I’m not trying to be a superficial bitch. Just saying.”
— Ashhol. I <3 superficial...

Aug 17th

“People who make under $80,000 are too stupid to understand...”
— John McCain (via albertinho)

Aug 17th

(A photo from my friend Isaac’s trip to the wall, or...

Aug 17th

Give The Eye Candy Some Airtime

purplelimts: Phelps is NOT cute, I guess to some his physique could be seen as attractive but in...

Aug 17th

“Yeah, but i rattled the old wine cellars of the old lady i...”
— Jonny-nice-and-neat

Aug 17th

ozaidentity: Complex Shit From AFP: “GENEVA (AFP) — A...

Aug 16th

nerdalert: on a rare occasion, there are those days where you want to be left alone but the people...

Aug 16th

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Aug 16th

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Aug 16th

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albertinho: ashhol: albertinho: ashhol: I’m Yours This song has been OVERPLAYED by every...

Aug 16th

tatielle: bebelestrange: k17k: mood Everything about...

Aug 16th

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albertinho: ashhol: I’m Yours This song has been OVERPLAYED by every Australian commercial ever....

Aug 16th

ettafung: whateverlolawants: Marcus Ohlsson ...

Aug 16th

Currently:

newyorkdreamer: I’m so sick of seeing people in love. Maybe I’m bitter or just jealous. The two...

Aug 15th

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tuneage: Richard Swift - “Would You” I stumbled across Richard Swift recently and was shocked by...

Aug 14th

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I’m Yours

Aug 14th

It might be a good class when:

ettafung: this is the profile for my prof for swedish this year: LINDVALL, ...

Aug 14th

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Thank you. I mean that. I teared up in a mostly good way. PS Please don’t leave your gross...

Aug 13th

HOLY FUCK!!

Viewer beware: You’re in for a scare! GOOSEBUMPS IS ON RIGHT NOWWWWWW UPDATE I think the...

Aug 13th

Christ...

I will admit I watch Canadian Idol. But I will not admit that I do so freely-my dad always puts it...

Aug 13th

reasons why i am sick, as told to me by...

jessicap: not enough protein, sunlight, sleep, water, vitamin C, calcium. I have “delicate...

Aug 13th

Omar is officially working for the Obama...

Aug 13th

Dear youknowwhoyouare

openletters: I miss you. Sincerely, hiiamblair

Aug 13th

Dear Ex Co-Worker

openletters: Please stop inviting me to the “Fuck Friends” & “Are YOU Interested?” applications...

Aug 13th

denied.

randyhaddock: carleighholley: Mark David Chapman was denied parole again today. Let him rot in...

Aug 13th

“Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their...”
— Willie Nelson (via...

Aug 12th

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Aug 12th

The Dark Knight: First Impressions

albertinho: wow My mind is fucked This is not a batman movie This is not a happy movie This...

Aug 12th

THANKYOUU briBLOUGH!

Aug 12th

I love his expression. I love how little bitches and...

Aug 12th

Athlete says sports steroids changed...

The young woman’s physique changed drastically, as did her feelings. “I felt much more...

Aug 12th

“You could now fuck off”
— Famous last words?

Aug 12th

A Venn Diagram

Aug 12th

“Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty...”
— Christian Dior (via...

Aug 12th

I’m thinking of going without washing my hair as long as I can. Maybe because I ran out of...

Aug 12th

Things That Make Me Die Inside, Vol. 3

avedanke: Family members with Facebook/Myspace. Being “stalked” by random strangers and friends is...

Aug 12th

avedanke: Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and...

Aug 12th

nevver: Bleeker Street

Aug 11th

Picking Favorites.

newyorkdreamer: It happens everyday around me and I notice it every time it happens. I’m the least...

Aug 11th

“Some bitches will seriously fuck anything. This dude is one of them. A 41-year-old man was...

Aug 11th

zoee: Insomniacs unite. (via Chris Piascik)

Aug 11th

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Why do people have such a beef with ELO? By “people” I’m mostly just referring to...

Aug 11th

PURPLE PEOPLE ARE MORE FUN!

Aug 11th

How did I get this far in life without knowing Herbert- in...

Aug 11th

Dear Ashhol,

avedanke: I just used my awesome creeper skills to find your facebook. Now we can be lovers. You...

Aug 11th

I'm not getting sick of this at all

Aug 11th

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If I could be any profession this very moment, it would be as a member of a synth band. Of course...

Aug 11th

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avedanke: helloadam: Josh Jones - Paper Planes (M.I.A. Cover)

Aug 11th

What is this madness?!

Aug 11th

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Aug 10th

“Well, don’t thank Jesus, thank Jerry Lee Lewis”

Aug 10th

YAYY Follower Number 3 :)

Aug 10th

Bye Bye Bernie... (I was pretty shocked when...

Aug 10th

I WANT TO MAKE SOME SO BAD

Aug 9th

Aug 9th

Are those donairs? <3

Aug 9th

The 100 Most Common English Words

Aug 8th

pilnick: pictures for sad children “the internet is just...

Aug 7th

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Aug 7th

Holy condoms

sharingtime: Way back in college (in the 90’s, when people were happy and gasoline was cheap), I...

Aug 7th

pterodactyl: jessperation: align: xkcd

Aug 7th

-COBRA BUBBLES- Relax... turn around... and take my... hand. says:
yeah, i hear it's not fun at all
Ashley says:
im lucky i dont have it as bad as some people
Ashley says:
but it doesnt mean its wonderful
-COBRA BUBBLES- Relax... turn around... and take my... hand. says:
heh, quite true
-COBRA BUBBLES- Relax... turn around... and take my... hand. says:
it's like getting pinched by a crab every month
-COBRA BUBBLES- Relax... turn around... and take my... hand. says:
you may get pinched by a smaller crab
Ashley says:
hahahaha
-COBRA BUBBLES- Relax... turn around... and take my... hand. says:
but a crab is still fucking pinching you.

Aug 7th

scout: beckypierson: eatsleepdraw:

Aug 7th

luxuriousvulgarity: Special delivery. (via David Fullarton)

Aug 6th

ettafung: zoee: Just got him yesterday. Adding to my...

Aug 6th

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

Aug 6th

eatsleepdraw: I was doodling this, out of the blue,...

Aug 6th

I Say That With Concern and Love

Aug 6th

Friendship Day

I just realized it was Friendship Day on Sunday. Happy belated my beloveds From Left: New...

Aug 6th

ANOTHER FOLLOWER!!! Not only is she following me, the first title I saw on her page involves the...

Aug 6th

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Aug 6th

tatielle: via www.ryanmcginley.com This looks a bit...

Aug 5th

ettafung: patrickmoberg: I’ve been experimenting with...

Aug 5th

I’m unsure of what to think of the new facebook layout. Initially I thought it was kind of...

Aug 5th

How do you explain that nicely to someone who’s...

Aug 5th

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I figured the video wouldn’t come across quite as angsty as just the audio.

Aug 5th

“Yes- It is the fans of Sloan! Loyal, Intelligent, and...

Aug 5th

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Aug 4th

Ashley says:
the storyline is there is an aunt (katie) and niece (bridgette) who are about the same age the niece just got married to nick. katie just had a heart transplant and bridgette was her doctor. katie wanted to die and was all depressed and she is in love with nick, so to help her bridgette got nick to comfort her nick is also in love with katie
Ashley says:
now katie is pregnant
w i l l i e says:
oh damn lol
Ashley says:
and bridgette is still her doctor
Ashley says:
thats a pretty terrible situation
w i l l i e says:
haha kind of
w i l l i e says:
but if you think about it..
w i l l i e says:
there wouldn't be this situation if the death star wasnt destoryed cuz we'd likely be dead

Aug 4th

luxuriousvulgarity: jennifur85: (via thisrecording)

Aug 4th

riotrepublic: Sometimes you just want to ESCAPE. Even if...

Aug 3rd

tatielle: via www.missnatalie.com Who’s been peeking...

Aug 3rd

Something nice :)

Aug 3rd

We Had Joy We Had Fun We Had Seasons In The...

Aug 3rd

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why we're put in this mess is anybody's guess it might be a test or it might not be anything but if...

Aug 3rd

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annamarie: Nico - These Days i looove this song, but not so much the person who introduced it to...

Aug 3rd

ettafung: i’ve had the cold/flu for the last few days so...

Aug 2nd

justlia: Via Email. word

Aug 2nd

MY FIRST NON FRIEND (not yet) FOLLOWER!

Aug 2nd

“When sharing music becomes foreplay, you know you have...”
— (via sleepanddream) (via...

Aug 2nd

I hate August. It’s like the Sunday of the summer. I hate Sundays.

Aug 1st

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jeremyk: Not sure this is the best Sam Cooke song. Just one I was in the mood for. (lfarm, you need...

Aug 1st

PLAYBOY: ... What made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?
DYLAN: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
PLAYBOY: And that's how you became a rock-'n'-roll singer?
DYLAN: No, that's how I got tuberculosis.

Aug 1st